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25 August 2011

ZEN TEACHINGS (via Andrew Lancaster) 


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you break wind.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse. Then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


12 August 2011

A Free Lunch awaits you! (via Andrew Lancaster) 

First, take the tram up to the start of the trail.




Now follow the path on the wooden planks.






Be sure to hold on to the 'railing,'
the chain attached to the side.






Keep an eye on the person in front of you.






Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite
direction.




Gets a little steeper here, so put your
toes in the holes .

Now just up a few steps. (They are on
the left in the picture.)





A few more steps to go.
You might want to hold on.

Finally in sight.






'THE RESTAURANT' !!!

This restaurant is in China
If you manage to reach the restaurant
the food is free
Let me know how the food is.
I'm not going.

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