Brief Banter By Ben

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there
must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)! 
 
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
 
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
 
DESPERATION: 
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
 
THE EYES: 
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
 
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
 
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
 
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
 
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
 
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
 
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
 
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
 
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
 
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
 

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS

The computer swallowed Grandma,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation,
I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her,
And send her back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas & Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer.........

They are the greatest!!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing ..
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!