15 November 2005

In the Locker Room (via Lyn) 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A mobile phone rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'mshopping just now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it ok if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £50,000 ... It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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