28 February 2004
Did you find it difficult to write essays when you were at school?
If so try this site which was reviewed by Miles Mendoza on Radio 2's "Website of the Day" slot.
What I can't understand if you leave the windows open and go off line then change the subject it automatically writes a new essay!
Here is an example:
An essay on flatulence
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about flatulence? I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of flatulence. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'I'd rather eat soap' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Society is a human product. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in'  , they shead new light on flatulence, allowing man to take it by the nose and understand its strength. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet flatulence is the smell of success.
Primarily flatulence builds a bond among the people. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.
Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word waste is synonymous with flatulence. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model of economics.
(There is a graph here on the actual site)
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of flatulence, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Recent studies indicate that the average wage, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by flatulence due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of smelly investors. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.
Politics - smellitics! Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of flatulence can be like looking at flatulence and ones own image of themselves.
It is always enlightening to consider the words of style icon Noah B. Adger 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.'  One cannot help but agree when faced with flatulence, that this highlights an important issue. If flatulence be the outcome of politics, play on.
Is flatulence politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
To conclude, flatulence must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, ensures financial stability and never hides.
The final say goes to the award winning Stevie De Niro: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: FLATULENCE SMELLS!!! 
 Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
 Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
 Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media
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