Brief Banter By Ben

Boudreaux, out on the golf course, gets hit wit a high speed ball right in de crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to de ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to Doctor Thibodeaux and ask,

"How bad is it, Doc? I'm gonna be on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin in every way."

Doctor Thibodeaux tol him, "I'll have to put your ting in a splint to let it get better and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week. "
So he took four tongue depressors, make a neat little four-sided bandage and wired it all together, an impressive work of art for Dr. Thibodeaux.

Boudreaux mentions none of this to his Clotile, marries and goes on his honeymoon to New Orleans.

Dat night, in the motel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of knockers.

Dis was the first time he saw them. She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He whips off his pants and says, "Look at dis! It's still in de CRATE!"