Brief Banter By Ben

1 Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint or a glass or two of wine (try for more than once).

2 Multiply this number by 2 (just to be honest)

3 Add 5 (for Sunday)

4 Multiply it by 50 – I’ll wait while you get the calculator …..

5 If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If not, add 1754

6 Now subtract the four digit year that you were born

7 You should have a 3 digit number (the first digit of this was your original number I (ie, how many times you want to have a pint or glass or two per week)

8 The next two numbers are ……

YOUR AGE – (oh yes, it is!!!!!!!)

This is the only year it will ever work so spread it around while it lasts!