Brief Banter By Ben

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all do with a little calm.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished ...

and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel!

You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Mr Q xx