06 July 2006

Birthday Present (via Lyn) 

A Dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's is daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

So he stops at a toy shop to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees Barbie displays and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £14.99
Volleyball Barbie: £14.99
Shopping Barbie: £14.99

Surfer Barbie: £14.99
Disco Barbie: £14.99
And Divorced Barbie: £249.99

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £249.99 when all the other Barbie's are £14.99?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend...

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