Brief Banter By Ben

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl esponds: 'Which one?

We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95;

Volleyball Barbie: £19.95;

Shopping Barbie: £19.95;

Surfer Barbie: £19.95;

Disco Barbie: £19.95; and

Divorced Barbie: £299.95

Shocked, the man asks, 'Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?'

Exasperated, the girl responds:

'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with':

Ken's Car

Ken's House

Ken's Boat

Ken's furniture

Ken's jewellery

Ken's money

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend