10 June 2010
On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.'
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee: 'Invite us to your next blowout.'
At a Towing company: 'We won't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a Nonsmoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'
On a house gate: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is so expensive!'
At a Car Salesroom Forecourt: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a Car Exhaust Garage: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
At the Electric Company 'We will be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'
In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
In the front window of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
At a Propane Filling Station: 'Thank Heaven for little grills.'
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak..'
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'
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