Brief Banter By Ben

On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.'

At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee: 'Invite us to your next blowout.'

At a Towing company: 'We won't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'

On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a Nonsmoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'

At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'

On a house gate: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is so expensive!'

At a Car Salesroom Forecourt: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

Outside a Car Exhaust Garage: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

At the Electric Company 'We will be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'

In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

In the front window of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

At a Propane Filling Station: 'Thank Heaven for little grills.'

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak..'


Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'